tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post5290667796660866823..comments2024-03-22T05:48:33.690-07:00Comments on Uncensored John Simon: On ConcisionJohn Simonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00876490457067235124noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-581435467266809492014-04-28T12:35:29.067-07:002014-04-28T12:35:29.067-07:00There's a guy who always forgets which is whic...There's a guy who always forgets which is which. He confuses tables for chairs, TV for radios, cats for dogs. <br />One day, he goes to his girlfriend's place to get some action. But looking at the two orifices, he can't remember which is the vagina, which is the anus. And he's afraid to ask since he'll sound stupid. So, ini-mini-miney-mo, he sticks it into one of the holes. <br />There's a loud barking of a dog and a woman runs out of the kitchen and screams, "why are you screwing my dog in the ass?"<br />So, the guy says, "Oh, so you're the girlfriend and this is the dog?" Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-68693398606750201782014-04-27T10:53:52.712-07:002014-04-27T10:53:52.712-07:00I like this six word explanation a woman gave for ...I like this six word explanation a woman gave for why she loved a man: <br /><br />"He saw the me I didn't."noochinator2https://www.blogger.com/profile/12384475422528811780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-45678697376941299692014-04-27T10:51:37.993-07:002014-04-27T10:51:37.993-07:00“How odd/ Of God/ To choose/The Jews.”
"The ...“How odd/ Of God/ To choose/The Jews.”<br /><br />"The goyim/ Annoy Him."noochinator2https://www.blogger.com/profile/12384475422528811780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-62853359265396346922014-04-27T07:40:58.909-07:002014-04-27T07:40:58.909-07:00A university creative writing class was asked to w...A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements: <br /><br />1. Religion<br />2. Royalty<br />3. Sex<br />4. Mystery <br /><br />The prize-winning essay read: <br /><br />'My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it!" <br />Joe Carlsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10925042164233399553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-41267725247775669592014-04-26T15:17:05.088-07:002014-04-26T15:17:05.088-07:00yepyepsrhcbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06007109160584748993noreply@blogger.com