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“Let’s Ca...I came up with a much-improved version:<br /><br />“Let’s Call the Whole Union Off” (with apologies to George and Ira Gershwin)<br /><br />I say a seizure,<br />You say a shimmy ---<br />You say, "I’m With Her",<br />I say, "I’m With He" ---<br />"I’m With Her" ---<br />"I’m With He" ---<br />A seizure ---<br />A shimmy ---<br />Let’s call the whole Union off….noochinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584058407655395128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-53408239730913104782016-09-30T15:44:48.214-07:002016-09-30T15:44:48.214-07:00Geez louise, I totally forgot the education-creden...Geez louise, I totally forgot the education-credential complex -- that's a big one that bears great responsibility for the mess we're in....noochinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584058407655395128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-84721650932572234202016-09-29T07:08:56.472-07:002016-09-29T07:08:56.472-07:00Yes, Royal Tenenbaum and his wife symbolize red Am...Yes, Royal Tenenbaum and his wife symbolize red America and blue America, about to get a divorce. Their three children could be (pick three): the military-industrial complex, the credit-financial complex, the medical-pharmaceutical complex, the prison-rehabilitation complex, etc. <br /><br />I've read that Nietzsche wrote something like, if you see something tottering, push it over. Should a patriot push over a tottering structure, or should he try to prop it up?noochinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584058407655395128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-19429298331755106502016-09-28T20:10:30.454-07:002016-09-28T20:10:30.454-07:00I Googled these lyrics and this is what came up. I...I Googled these lyrics and this is what came up. It's the partial script for "The Royal Tennenbaums" <br /><br /><br />The Royal Tenenbaums Script<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /> . <br /><br /> Shh.<br /><br /> Royal Tenenbaum bought the house on Archer Avenue<br /><br /> "in the winter of his 35th year".<br /><br /> Over the next decade<br /><br /> he and his wife had three children<br /><br /> "and then they separated".<br /><br /> Are you getting divorced?<br /><br /> At the moment, no... but... it doesn't look good.<br /><br /> Do you still love us?<br /><br /> Of course I do.<br /><br /> Do you still love Mom?<br /><br /> Yes, very much, but your mother's asked me to leave<br /><br /> and I must respect her position on the matter.<br /><br /> Is it our fault?<br /><br /> No.<br /><br /> No.<br /><br /> Obviously, we made certain sacrifices<br /><br /> as a result of having children, but, uh...<br /><br /> no, Lord, no.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-30058253959185667922016-09-28T18:42:15.963-07:002016-09-28T18:42:15.963-07:00“Let’s Call the Whole Union Off” (with apologies t...“Let’s Call the Whole Union Off” (with apologies to George and Ira Gershwin)<br /><br />I say a seizure,<br />You say a shimmy ---<br />You say, "With Her"-uh,<br />I say, "With Him"-y ---<br />A seizure ---<br />A shimmy ---<br />"With Her"-uh ---<br />"With Him"-y ---<br />Let’s call the whole Union off….noochinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584058407655395128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-78149536306110911622016-09-28T12:58:12.224-07:002016-09-28T12:58:12.224-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.noochinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584058407655395128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-59531295138312358622016-09-28T09:01:43.595-07:002016-09-28T09:01:43.595-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.noochinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584058407655395128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-12728747911910421492016-09-20T02:38:53.589-07:002016-09-20T02:38:53.589-07:00Here's something publisher William Targ wrote ...Here's something publisher William Targ wrote about Mr. Simon, from Targ's 1975 book 'Indecent Pleasures':<br /><br />The Public Conscience<br /><br />John Simon, the theatre critic, is the conscience of our community and we should be grateful for at least one totally honest observer in town. While he is often the minority of one, count it a plus, an asset. He is the one voice that will utter "shoddy" or "merde," without fear of retaliation from the Establishment or "interests." I often disagree with him --- my tastes are sometimes low; but I find his dissent stimulating, and more than that, a force that compels me to examine my own responses more carefully. This is his chief merit and we must cherish him for that. The book review, fashion, and sports media could use a John Simon; more visceral integrity is needed in reporting and reviewing, and he has plenty!<br />noochinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584058407655395128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-22475082047580166832016-09-16T10:44:17.954-07:002016-09-16T10:44:17.954-07:00John....
Nothing about Barbra Streisand's infa...John....<br />Nothing about Barbra Streisand's infamous proboscis, that you have hysterically rhapsodized about ,many a time in 50 years?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04878250919181128708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-70668296087300199442016-09-15T08:21:47.349-07:002016-09-15T08:21:47.349-07:00Sounds like a date to remember! I need a cache of...Sounds like a date to remember! I need a cache of memories like that one....noochinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584058407655395128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-89741647080418491052016-09-14T10:36:54.995-07:002016-09-14T10:36:54.995-07:00Head over heels
"It's just the right siz...Head over heels<br /><br />"It's just the right size for me,"<br />Said Simon's girl affectionately,<br />As he stood before her nakedly. <br /><br />At which it began to uptick. <br />Winking, she slid over quick,<br />And gave his nose a flick.<br /><br />Starting to feel a flush, <br />He grabbed his briefs in a rush,<br />And covered his head not tush. <br /><br />She let out a spontaneous laugh,<br />Grabbed her belly, doubled in half,<br />King Simon approached with his staff...Scott Whittakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03968186273740791074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-44738203628597689322016-09-13T12:51:59.334-07:002016-09-13T12:51:59.334-07:00SPAM SPAM SPAAAAAMMMM!SPAM SPAM SPAAAAAMMMM!a_probsthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16197411067925016452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-14364685685999414922016-09-11T20:22:59.925-07:002016-09-11T20:22:59.925-07:00Dorothy Parker
"Love Song"
My own dear...Dorothy Parker<br /><br />"Love Song"<br /><br />My own dear love, he is strong and bold <br /> And he cares not what comes after. <br />His words ring sweet as a chime of gold, <br /> And his eyes are lit with laughter. <br />He is jubilant as a flag unfurled— <br /> Oh, a girl, she’d not forget him. <br />My own dear love, he is all my world,— <br /> And I wish I’d never met him. <br /><br />My love, he’s mad, and my love, he’s fleet, <br /> And a wild young wood-thing bore him! <br />The ways are fair to his roaming feet, <br /> And the skies are sunlit for him. <br />As sharply sweet to my heart he seems <br /> As the fragrance of acacia. <br />My own dear love, he is all my dreams,— <br /> And I wish he were in Asia. <br /><br />My love runs by like a day in June, <br /> And he makes no friends of sorrows. <br />He’ll tread his galloping rigadoon <br /> In the pathway of the morrows. <br />He’ll live his days where the sunbeams start, <br /> Nor could storm or wind uproot him. <br />My own dear love, he is all my heart,— <br /> And I wish somebody’d shoot him.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-59783602600291380202016-09-11T18:56:55.726-07:002016-09-11T18:56:55.726-07:00Nosy Parker: sobriquet applied to Dorothy Parker, ...Nosy Parker: sobriquet applied to Dorothy Parker, due to acerbic wit, criticisms of celebrities, and advocacy of unpopular causes. AJLAJLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01391404992160301712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-35203293706344595572016-09-09T07:50:59.267-07:002016-09-09T07:50:59.267-07:00Yes, I'd do some kind of Led Zeppelin thing at...Yes, I'd do some kind of Led Zeppelin thing at that point. With my shirt off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-60023094672005813132016-09-09T04:38:07.386-07:002016-09-09T04:38:07.386-07:00Thanks, U.K. -- one criticism of my version might ...Thanks, U.K. -- one criticism of my version might be that it's too much of a fetishistic paean to the items he's selling.... Yes, an acoustic guitar accompaniment would add much, especially if you pound the chords hard at the very suggestive line, "Pins and poking-sticks of steel"!noochinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584058407655395128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-80231083459243922162016-09-08T05:43:03.996-07:002016-09-08T05:43:03.996-07:00Fantastic! I loved that rendition! Very nice tone ...Fantastic! I loved that rendition! Very nice tone and timing. I can accompany you on acoustic guitar.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-26934168350828935112016-09-08T02:06:51.368-07:002016-09-08T02:06:51.368-07:00There truly is a phallic aspect to the nose -- Aut...There truly is a phallic aspect to the nose -- Autolycus in 'The Winter's Tale' sells "Masks for faces and for noses," and I've thought (probably incorrectly) that the masks for noses referred to a type of prophylactic.... Here's me singing my own musical adaptation of the song of Autolycus:<br /><br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEkiH40hkCknoochinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584058407655395128noreply@blogger.com