tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post2167796007753082518..comments2024-03-22T05:48:33.690-07:00Comments on Uncensored John Simon: Marriage, Good, Bad and IndifferentJohn Simonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00876490457067235124noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-53393404476949193522020-04-29T00:56:30.295-07:002020-04-29T00:56:30.295-07:00A clean and well-maintained office is not only goo...A clean and well-maintained office is not only good for employees but it is also good for customers. Most customers judge you by the look of your office.<a href="http://senatecleaning.com/" rel="nofollow">Commercial cleaning Washington DC</a> If you want to improve it, just hire commercial cleaning Washington DC services and let them clean & maintain your office look.andy younghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00587376862578020109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-5722799885528232902020-03-26T00:10:59.376-07:002020-03-26T00:10:59.376-07:00Marriage problems can be caused by different thing...Marriage problems can be caused by different things including conflict, lack of communication and lack of trust. Marriage Counseling can help you cope with these problems and get out of the conflict. Visit <a href="https://www.yourpsychicangel.com/marriage-counselling-in-scottsdale" rel="nofollow">MARRIAGE COUNSELLING IN SCOTTSDALE</a>.Samson colehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01113377154130028919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-63571468858366835452017-06-27T21:38:23.381-07:002017-06-27T21:38:23.381-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Dag Nabbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07144902591127113747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-50725662568030046022017-06-05T03:02:18.965-07:002017-06-05T03:02:18.965-07:00I'm very all ears
When a woman says "I&...I'm very all ears <br /><br />When a woman says "I'm very married," <br />I think she is a bit too carried <br />Away with giving unsubtle hints, <br />More her than me trying to convince.<br />Scott Whittakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03968186273740791074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-75045101622554947182017-05-31T04:41:49.548-07:002017-05-31T04:41:49.548-07:00Marriage resembles a pair of shears: so joined tha...Marriage resembles a pair of shears: so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them. --Sydney Smithnoochinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584058407655395128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-68228019841351315652017-05-24T10:35:59.037-07:002017-05-24T10:35:59.037-07:00Different-stroked
What kind of marriage have you ...Different-stroked<br /><br />What kind of marriage have you got? <br />Same junk or not each other hold?<br />Is it same-sex, or is it not? <br />The act still hot or just same-old?Scott Whittakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03968186273740791074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-48350504906387219672017-05-22T09:50:30.737-07:002017-05-22T09:50:30.737-07:00Guys get to stand, thank god.Guys get to stand, thank god.Joe Carlsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10925042164233399553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-60109428114169762342017-05-22T06:02:13.714-07:002017-05-22T06:02:13.714-07:00Yeah -- the ladies get that too though, right? The...Yeah -- the ladies get that too though, right? The getting up in the middle of the night to empty the bladder... Ahh, but then the return to bed, the quiet --- the warmth --- the soothing words of the Domina Holy Ghost as she answers my questions and speaks soothing words to me. "The silence of God" my foot (and bladder)!noochinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584058407655395128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-71125891939345671662017-05-20T14:18:34.471-07:002017-05-20T14:18:34.471-07:00Well, at a certain age men get multiple urinations...Well, at a certain age men get multiple urinations.<br />Joe Carlsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10925042164233399553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-14019445763374123042017-05-20T04:10:02.222-07:002017-05-20T04:10:02.222-07:00One of my favorite old jokes! Here's another i...One of my favorite old jokes! Here's another in a similar vein:<br /><br />God had just about finished creating the world, and Adam and Eve stood before him. God said to them, “I have only two things left to give you, then I will be done with creation. You each get one. Now, the first one gives you the ability to direct your urine in a perfectly directed stream. The second--”<br /><br />“I want that one!” yelled Adam.<br /><br />“Hold on, Adam, let Me finish what--”<br /><br />“But I want that one! That’s the one I want!”<br /><br />“But you haven’t even heard what the other one is yet, and--”<br /><br />“I don’t care, that’s the one I want! Please, give me that one!”<br /><br />“OK, OK, you got it,” said God, and Adam ran off, peeing against a tree, writing his name in the snow, and having a wonderful time with his new toy.<br /><br />“Well, Eve, I guess you get what’s left,” said God.<br /><br />“What’s that?” asked Eve.<br /><br />“Multiple orgasms.” noochinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584058407655395128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3752457333383090137.post-75568237930916029252017-05-17T17:22:50.307-07:002017-05-17T17:22:50.307-07:00The Coolidge Effect
President Calvin Coolidge and ...The Coolidge Effect<br />President Calvin Coolidge and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown separately around an experimental government farm. When Mrs. Coolidge came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day." Mrs. Coolidge said, "Tell that to the President when he comes by." Upon being told, the President asked, "Same hen every time?" The reply was, "Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time." The President said, "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."Joe Carlsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10925042164233399553noreply@blogger.com