A good many people are content to be part of the ordinary
multitude. A good many others are not thus content. There is the not infrequent
desire to be special, outstanding, even unique. This translates into becoming
powerful or, more modestly, interestingly different. But how is that
difference, let alone power, achievable?
It isn’t easy. One way is to be, or become, very rich. Yet
that registers as special mostly to the degree one is envied by everyone else.
This can require great zeal or great indolence as well as money; we read about
millionaires, men or women, for whom wealth brought only misery.
Such people were unhappily or multiply married, with usually
highly publicized divorces, perhaps as a kind of serial rather than simultaneous
polygamy. This means a media-begotten celebrity, though not of the kind that
most seekers would welcome. So what are other, better ways of achieving fame?
It could be by the youth and beauty of an elderly nabob’s
trophy wife. The downside of that is that most of such celebrity goes to the
wife rather than to the nabob. Reflected glory is, after all, a second-rate
sort of distinction. But there are other kinds of extraordinariness more
greatly prized. One of them is an impressive art collection.
That would require an appreciable amount of Rembrandts,
Picassos or Van Goghs. (Pathetic, by the way, when you think how unsold and
impoverished Vincent was during his lifetime. And how many millions even his
lesser works go for nowadays.) The good thing about a major art collection is the number of
ways you can score with it.
One, of course, is just by reveling in it. Then there is
promising it posthumously to some major museum. Another way is to offer it up
for sale, and collecting big money thereby. Still another is to start your own
museum, with your name attached to it. Moreover, it devolves to your glory just
that you collected such a lofty thing as art, rather than, say, vintage
automobiles, which requires much more space and is less readily displayable.
Now, speaking of space, what demands less of it than postage
stamps? Of all types of collection, stamps may be the most convenient, but also
the most questionable. There are, to be sure, some desperate souls who claim
practical benefits from philately. They allege that you learn things about
geography or, better yet, history from stamps. These can display historic
figures, historic locations, historic events, familiarity with which enriches
the lives of collectors.
Alas, when it comes to learning history, history books are
preferable by far to stamps. What good is it, for instance, to learn that there
was a major exhibition in such and such a year in Chicago? And does it profit
us greatly to possess in miniature the face of, say, the inventor of the sewing
machine or the last czar of Russia? Why, even Madame Curie can be duly revered
without owning her countenance on a postage stamp. But, you say, what if a
stamp is a miniature work of art?
This, I regret to say, happens more often in Europe than in
America. And whereas art on your wall does something for you, your kinfolk, and
your visiting friends, what good is a tiny artwork buried in an album, and not
to be steadily viewed? It is about as good as a fine painting hung face to the
wall.
This is where rarity comes in. I read in the Times of May 2
about what may be the rarest postage stamp of all, the One-Cent Magenta from
British Guiana, of which there is only one surviving specimen in the entire
world. The newspaper refers to it as the Mona Lisa of stamps, and observes that
it should fetch, at the forthcoming auction at Sotheby’s, somewhere between ten
and twenty million dollars.
Yet it is not even as famous, or as upside–down, as the
Inverted Jenny, a stamp of which there exist a hundred. A rather blurred
picture of the One-Cent Magenta appears in the Times, which does not even
clearly reveal what it depicts, namely “a workmanlike image of a schooner and a
Latin motto that translates as ‘we give and we take in return.’” All that is
clear in this newspaper illustration is the stamp’s octagonal shape, unusual
enough, but probably not quite worth ten million, let alone twenty.
But yes, there is that rarity, that stamp’s uniqueness.
Still, why should rarity, or even uniqueness, be worth that much? Let’s say you
have a gorgeous girlfriend of Hollywood caliber or, better yet, as beautiful as
a Botticelli Venus. Let us even assume that, should you be able to sell her,
she’d bring in, being a rare specimen, a hefty sum. But ten or twenty million?
I suspect not.
The rarity business strikes me as altogether spurious. Why
should rare be synonymous with precious? If everyone owned a Maserati,
Lomberghini or Rolls-Royce, would that make it less satisfying to own? If your
girlfriend were the last remaining woman on earth to look like Hedy Lamarr,
Rita Hayworth or Marilyn Monroe, would that make her better company at the
breakfast table, to say nothing of between the sheets?
I think rarity is vastly overrated, in stamps or anything
else. But there it is. So gold is worth more than copper, even though it
wouldn’t, in my esteem, look appreciably better than copper in a frying pan.
Whatever beauty gold possesses need not in itself justify its enormous price.
It is the rarity that does it. There was a Gold Rush; there could never be an
Aluminum Rush. And then consider platinum, which, if you ask me, doesn’t even
look as good as chrome.
Which brings me back to envy and to one of its provokers,
the boast. Face it: most if not all of us enjoy being able to boast about something.
Whether it’s your son getting straight A’s in his senior year in high school,
your wife’s fabulous beef Stroganoff, your ancestors’ trip on the Mayflower, or
the impermeability of your trench coat (or perhaps just its brand: Burberry);
all those are things to boast about.
And yet they are not all that rare—think how many people must own
Burberry trench coats. But it’s a brand, and not inexpensive, hence less
ordinary, more prestigious, than the one you picked up out of desperation when
you were caught in the rain in Podunk.
Granted that either garment will keep you dry, the British
one is more rare; it alone is not only proof against the rain but also proof of
your affluence, and of your rare good taste.
Still, rarity may in some cases be an actual disadvantage.
Say you have a rare disease, or are a rare visitor to a watering place long
since gone out of fashion.
What no one wants may easily be as rare as what everyone
wants. Hula-Hoops, a year after they ceased to be (briefly) in fashion, have
become hard to find, but does their unstylish rarity confer prestige on their
tacky possessors?
Let us, however, beware of the opposite error and assume
that all rarity is meaningless and absurd when overvalued. It is very rare to
live to be a hundred, but is the rarity of being that old a privilege or a drag
for its possessor and the caretakers? Like so much else, rarity is what you
make of it.
Which reminds me of a tale by Anatole France, which I read
as a youth. I recall it somewhat dimly, but no less approvingly. A mighty but
troubled ruler is told by a seer that he will be happy only when he wears the
shirt of a truly happy man. He orders his flunkies to find him such a shirt.
Needless to say, they head for the abodes of the rich.
Yet all the wealthy turn out to be variously unhappy. One
rich man, for example, takes these seekers onto his terrace, affording a
magnificent view of his vast lands. But, as he points out, way out there is a barely visible,
thin column of smoke rising from a chimney, which ruins the view for him. And
so on, with mogul after mogul.
Finally, however, the searchers come across a shepherd who
sings merrily while contentedly tending to his flock, and is of manifest good
cheer. They fall upon him, tear off his jacket and lo, poor as he is, he
doesn’t even own a shirt.
The moral of the story is that happiness is a wonderful
thing but has nothing to do with rareness. It depends not on disposables but on
disposition. Neither rarity nor frequency is of itself a good thing
So there is something very arbitrary about automatically
valuing things for how rare they are. Or how not rare they are. What comes
closest to real value is quite independent of quantity, whether profuse or
scanty. But neither is it a nonsensical concept. If you love mashed potatoes,
you love them equally whether you get them once a month or once a week.
Yet what a different world this would be if value were
universally recognized as totally independent of rarity. If imitation leather
were considered no worse than the genuine, provided it looked as good and
functioned as dependably. How many of us moderately well off would then be as
contented as the rich.
A better world, one likes to think. But then again, is that
rare thing, excellence—or, better yet, perfection, if such a thing is possible—not
to be sought? Of course it is. So I would say that a talent for surgery, is an admirable
thing, however rare or not; whereas a gift for solving crossword puzzles,
however rare or not, is of no great consequence.
Then to acquire the One-Cent Magenta, except for the purpose
of selling it, would hardly be worth the effort. On the other hand, the
opportunity and ability to enjoy the great arts, any and all of them, is well
worth any number of One-Cent Magentas. But hold on: if any number existed, they
wouldn’t be Mona Lisas in the first place. No better, in fact, than what you
could purchase at your neighborhood Post Office.
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Some honorary day
if I play my cards right
I might be a postage stamp
but I won’t be there to lick me
and licking is what I liked,
in tasty anticipation of
the long dark slither from the mailbox,
from box to pouch to hand
to bag to box to slot to hand:
that box is best
whose lid slams open as well as shut,
admitting a parcel of daylight,
the green top of a tree,
and a flickering of fingers, letting go.
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npthompson
November 24, 2012 at 6:41 PM
Mr. Wong,
You, Professor Bloom, and the ungentle reader Mr. Adams all come across as haughty, pompous, smug, and not nearly so clever as you believe yourselves to be. No one issuing a correction as picayune as anchored instead of docked should be quite so leeringly self-pleased. And why can't Bloom and Adams speak directly, rather than hiding behind your rickshaw?
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Louis Torres, Co-Editor, Aristos (An Online Review of the Arts)
"As I previously requested, please remove my comment of November 17, 2012 in tribute to Jacques Barzun who had recently died. I do not wish to be part of a discussion which you post snide anti-Chinese-American remarks such as the following."
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